View Full Version : whats the easiest way to make money???
karolpl2004
04-19-2006, 05:36 PM
just thought of this question today, and wanted to see ur opinions... :wtf:
Earning money the legal way is always the hardest...
DanTheBanjoman
04-19-2006, 06:36 PM
Prostitution.
Jimmy 2004
04-19-2006, 06:52 PM
Be born into a rich family like the Paris Hilton and do nothing for your life.
drade
04-19-2006, 07:09 PM
sell your parents stuff
wazzledoozle
04-19-2006, 11:55 PM
Get a job while youre young and dont need to pay bills. Minimum wage is a lot of money when you can spend it exclusively on entertainment :toast:
drade
04-19-2006, 11:56 PM
lol
dont we all wish we were younger
AsphyxiA
04-20-2006, 12:01 AM
Be a pirate, youll save lots of money that way;)
markkleb
04-20-2006, 12:25 AM
If I was a girl I would be a hooker....Id be a BILLIONARE!!!!
Satchmo
04-20-2006, 12:38 AM
easiest way to make money.... theft. High risk, and if you have the right opportunity, high return.
PVTCaboose1337
04-20-2006, 02:38 AM
easiest way to make money.... theft. High risk, and if you have the right opportunity, high return.
I totally agree. But not moral... So...
Satchmo
04-20-2006, 02:47 AM
oh sorry yeah not moral...i thought the question was "What is the easiest way to make money?"
sorry i misunderstood.
drade
04-20-2006, 03:42 AM
O O O O BE A.............. Stripper ;)
KennyT772
04-20-2006, 04:29 AM
well i would say ebay others things. but that would include theft and resale of goods so hot items and time is a bad combo. what i would reccomend for the ultimate illegal way to get money is to purchase things online with creadit cards. go to someones house, digital photograph both sides of card for reference then make just a few small purchases at such places as walmart.com and bestbuy.com. welcome to the ghetto life!
wtf8269
04-20-2006, 04:55 AM
Mmm... make money, or make enough money to get rich? There's a family around here that literally does nothing all day. They adopted a bunch of kids so that they can get the money from child support. Their house looks like one of those houses that has been abandoned since the 20's. But yeah that's defenitely the easiest. Do nothing, adopt a bunch of kids, and sit on your ass. This is what our taxes go toward.
karolpl2004
04-20-2006, 05:03 AM
i see you guys proved many points... any legal ways? lol
Azn Tr14dZ
04-20-2006, 05:09 AM
Hmmm... since we are in a Forum about (cough) computers, maybe we can build computers and then sell them to make some dineros(spanish for money).
drade
04-20-2006, 04:03 PM
Or, you could go around your country and collect about a dollar from each person
NamesDontMatter
04-20-2006, 04:27 PM
create a custom PC company that will blow Alienware, Voodoo, and Falcon NW out of the water. Which might I add wouldn't be difficult to do, all you have to do is not mark up 1k past cost of product.
<-- Is creating one as a we speak :)
drade
04-20-2006, 04:32 PM
Lol nice!
Be like the boondock saints, go around killing every huge mafia person, and get your name out their, and then get rich!
gygabite
04-20-2006, 04:34 PM
a legal/easy way to become millionaire would be making a website with 1000000 pixels and selling each pixel for $1.Companies would use the pixels for ads.
Another way would be joining a TV quiz like "who wants to be a millionaire".
drade
04-20-2006, 04:38 PM
How much to make a banner (advertisement) does it usaully go for?
Thermopylae_480
04-20-2006, 04:56 PM
You could work hard, and go to college. Get a degree in a well paying field, like medicine. After the initial "work hard part" it gets a bit easier, and you make a lot of money.
"you can whore youself to 100 fat chicks for $50 a piece, or 50 very fat chicks for $100....What!...fat chicks need love to, but they need to pay...(grins)"
-Glen Quagmire
drade
04-20-2006, 05:36 PM
lol
Or, you could have go to sleep with this dude http://members.cox.net/david.maki/images/peppers.jpg For a million.
karolpl2004
04-20-2006, 05:54 PM
"you can whore youself to 100 fat chicks for $50 a piece, or 50 very fat chicks for $100....What!...fat chicks need love to, but they need to pay...(grins)"
-Glen Quagmire
:wtf:
W1zzard
04-20-2006, 06:07 PM
interesting .. we have a forum full of criminals and manwhores :)
drade
04-20-2006, 06:35 PM
alrighttt
interesting .. we have a forum full of criminals and manwhores :)
& this is a bad thing how?
drade
04-20-2006, 06:43 PM
Lol, atleast some of us are not shemale whores. thatd be terrible:wtf:
W1zzard
04-20-2006, 07:00 PM
Lol, atleast some of us are not shemale whores. thatd be terrible:wtf:
google says 2% transsexual rate ... let's assume 5% of these work as prostitutes .. *looks at forum user count* 20k -> 400 -> 20 people. hmmm who might it be? :eek:
& this is a bad thing how?
you should discuss this with: http://www.met.police.uk/camden/saferneighbourhoods.htm
Tatty_One
04-20-2006, 08:11 PM
Dream or get a sex change, become english and write crap books about a little wizzard boy and his friends at magic school, turn them into films, get the bank balance and......ohhhh yeah.....dream again
And if Harry's so good at magic why aint he got a decently overclocked puter?
Mercenary4
04-20-2006, 08:18 PM
Sell stuff on E-Bay, just don't jip anyone, OK:eek:
HookeyStreet
04-20-2006, 08:27 PM
Create a piece of crap Operating System thats full of bugs with a sh*t name (something like doors or blinds will do) and sell it for ££££'s to all the internet geeks (oh wait a minute thats been done already :laugh: )
NamesDontMatter
04-20-2006, 08:30 PM
No, no, I got it! Patent jokes said about Canadians, if you got .00005 $ for every joke about a Canadian you'd be a multi billionaire.
P.S. If your Canadian . . . SUCKS TO BE YOU!!! lol
(J/k nothin against Canadians)
Mercenary4
04-20-2006, 08:34 PM
Create a piece of crap Operating System thats full of bugs with a sh*t name (something like doors or blinds will do) and sell it for ££££'s to all the internet geeks (oh wait a minute thats been done already :laugh: )
Sounds like you have problems with your OS, if you know how to set it up properly you won't have any problems. For the most part any OS will have problems when you install a bunch of crappy software, or more than one kind of software meant to do the same thing. Run a lean system and you will have no problems at all.
drade
04-20-2006, 09:02 PM
rob a bank wearing a twinkie suit
Mercenary4
04-20-2006, 09:20 PM
Here is a really good idea: work for W1zzard if he (or she) is hiring!
Go to a sperm bank.. and give your wrist a work out lol
HookeyStreet
04-20-2006, 10:23 PM
Sounds like you have problems with your OS, if you know how to set it up properly you won't have any problems. For the most part any OS will have problems when you install a bunch of crappy software, or more than one kind of software meant to do the same thing. Run a lean system and you will have no problems at all.
LOL, no everythings fine for me :)
:wtf:
god dam, do you guys watch family guy...:nutkick:
Mercenary4
04-21-2006, 04:48 PM
rob a bank wearing a twinkie suit
Wear a twinkie suit? You do know that you don't have to go into a bank to rob one. You can do it from your computer, and wear a twinkie suit if you want. It would make for a really funny mug shot at least.
drade
04-21-2006, 04:57 PM
Twinkie suit tells it all, a yummy fun experience! :D
Lol isnt robbing a bank from the pc really hard?
Mercenary4
04-21-2006, 05:00 PM
If you have the right software and hardware, anything is easy.
Hey, don't try this at home. Don't try it on a train. Don't try it on a plane. Don't try it here or there. Don't try it anywhere, Sam I am.
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