View Full Version : lol funny ad I saw.. pretty much describes whos going to be your tech support.
W2hCYK
10-19-2006, 06:01 AM
yay tech support, and your crappy indian workers who dont know crap!
bcracer220
10-19-2006, 09:38 PM
dont be mad cuz they took ur dads job
OOTay
10-20-2006, 01:00 AM
dont be mad cuz they took ur dads job
hope you dont get mad when we bomb them :D
wazzledoozle
10-20-2006, 01:03 AM
lawl
Casheti
10-20-2006, 04:40 PM
hope you dont get mad when we bomb them :D
Rofl :D
Sasqui
10-20-2006, 04:57 PM
My company finally saw the light and moved the higher tech part of the call center to the US from India. Just didn't work too well.
Ketxxx
10-20-2006, 06:20 PM
hope you dont get mad when we bomb them :D
:roll:
bcracer220
10-20-2006, 09:12 PM
india will pwn u u retarted hillbilly nub, dont be mad cuz the terrorists are pwning all u american nubs
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:12 PM
American nubs??? You're in NY??
DaMulta
10-20-2006, 09:14 PM
Americans getting Pwned lol, have you looked at the US death toll compared to the other side? Yea, ok.
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:14 PM
ATi FTW?
bcracer220
10-20-2006, 09:15 PM
http://www.udel.edu/DRC/Images/world-trade-center-12.jpg
terrorists win
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:16 PM
Nahhhhhhh, USA killed more than that...don't be so mean dude
bcracer220
10-20-2006, 09:18 PM
the war in iraq is a complete joke, tons of american soldiers have died there as well as iraqis, u stupid (brain washed by CNN) homo nub
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:29 PM
Um..I don't watch CNN, and I'm not American, or a homo, so stfu :D
British Army FTW!
little geek
10-20-2006, 09:33 PM
lol british army rule =)
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:36 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH, DAMN RIGHT!! lol :D
little geek
10-20-2006, 09:39 PM
i do think it is a little unfair how you cant buy ur way out the army anymore
bruins004
10-20-2006, 09:43 PM
You know wut is funny is that companies are not outsourcing to India as much anymore.
The reason for this is bc India is now getting expensive for outsourcing.
Companies are now looking to China since it is much cheaper.
I dont get it...Dont companies learn that you cant outsource a lot of things (esp. customer service).:banghead:
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:45 PM
i do think it is a little unfair how you cant buy ur way out the army anymore
I could've sworn you still can...
little geek
10-20-2006, 09:48 PM
no because my sisters bofriend tried smashing his hand in the door to get out of the army,but the only way it is through serious mental/physical illness
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:49 PM
Blow your arm off with a shotgun?
little geek
10-20-2006, 09:49 PM
maybe lol but u need proof ur depressed
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:50 PM
Meh... ^.^ I'd only join the army if I had nothing left to live for anyways...
little geek
10-20-2006, 09:51 PM
me too, pay sux , IT jobs in the army suk and so does the uniform
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:53 PM
You know what they say. Women love a man in uniform?? lmao
cdawall
10-20-2006, 09:55 PM
hey you know what i think look at the death toll for texans in the army bet its lower than anyother state esp california (they are just stupid there) and you want to know why the us is loosing the war ill give you 2 guesses but you will only need one his name haas 4 letters and the 1st is B the last 3 are USH if he would stop trying to finish what his daddy started we wouldnt be in this mess now for gods sake we are fighting iraq b/c of some afghannis???? WTF bush go climb back into whatever hole you came out of you are officially no longer able to call yourself a texan kinky FTG (for the gov.)
little geek
10-20-2006, 09:55 PM
not true couse i didnt have girlfriend whilst i went to scouts lol
Casheti
10-20-2006, 09:59 PM
lmao
OOTay
10-22-2006, 03:45 AM
You know what they say. Women love a man in uniform?? lmao
the army came up with that saying lmao...
Casheti
10-22-2006, 10:53 AM
:o
tigger
10-22-2006, 11:24 AM
maybe they do a phyche test,and if your suicidal,they make you join the army.:roll:
Casheti
10-22-2006, 11:26 AM
Well, if you're sucidal, you may as well go in style, defending your country :D I know I would...better than killing yourself...have some Iraqi do it. Or better yet, a US soldier. They like to kill innocent people. F*cking idiots...
In Germany when you leave school you HAVE TO serve the army for like...6 months I think. Can't remember...maybe the laws have changed now, but it was like that last time I looked. And why the hell in America do they take driving tests in school? They're ENCOURAGING pollution by making all the kids want cars...don't they get it. You're SO DUMB YOU IDIOTS!! How can such great people be so stupid...
Pinchy
10-22-2006, 11:56 AM
You're SO DUMB YOU IDIOTS!! How can such great people be so stupid...
lmfao!!
Chewy
10-22-2006, 12:21 PM
Things in America are more spaced out most times so that makes driving more essential, since a subway or bus is not faster to get to your destination most times... Who dont drive imo. well here in Halifax Canada we have a very nice express bus system happening where you can bring your bike with you, and it takes 20 mins to get to downtown on this bus from my house which is as fast as a car since it hardy stops, its picking up like mad way more than they expected.
bcracer220 imagine what will happen to Iran when they decide to try and destroy Isreal hell they think their tuff saying all the allies who helped stop the the Isreal Lebanon attack will suffer lol like they can do much at all rolf... just like North Korea if they did attack anyone with a nuke they would be blown off the planet themselfs or atleast could easily be done and prob would be if they attacked hell thier tuff guy act is done with now, and soon will be Irans...
Yeah Iraq is totally fucked, but were still trying at least and working towards solutions even more so now and there will be changes.
Casheti
10-22-2006, 12:25 PM
Awesome :D
OOTay
10-23-2006, 07:26 AM
Well, if you're sucidal, you may as well go in style, defending your country :D I know I would...better than killing yourself...have some Iraqi do it. Or better yet, a US soldier. They like to kill innocent people. F*cking idiots...
In Germany when you leave school you HAVE TO serve the army for like...6 months I think. Can't remember...maybe the laws have changed now, but it was like that last time I looked. And why the hell in America do they take driving tests in school? They're ENCOURAGING pollution by making all the kids want cars...don't they get it. You're SO DUMB YOU IDIOTS!! How can such great people be so stupid...
well atleast we dont sit around drink tea and talk about michael shumaker.
Casheti
10-23-2006, 11:47 AM
WTF. Your army shot a reporter, his translator and a cameraman dead while they were on their way to receive treatment. WHY?? A US soldier went up to the ambulance and blasted the guy in the head with a single shot from his machine gun. Explain that, asshole? And your army pisses about doing stunts in expensive aeroplanes and helicopters and films it on their bad quality American "cell" phones and put it on youtube. Look who's army is disciplined? And we never talk about Michael Schumaker, EVER! I don't drink tea or coffee, so suck my ass, and go put a U in favourite and colour. Oh and by the way 100 British Pounds = 188.388 US Dollars, OWNED. Our currency is t3h shit. And stop stealing the names off of places in our country and adding "new" to it e.g New England, New York etc...
What about when your country saw a star and thought it was getting invaded?? Only in America...:shadedshu, your cars suck, they guzzle up fuel and have the worst economy EVER, your roads are really wide so that you don't crash because you are such idiots you manage to crash anyway even when you have 2 metres of space. All of your roads are pretty much straight, which makes driving boring. You don't have roundabouts which are cool because you get to watch people honk at eachother for cutting eachother up, and they're a great way to lose the 5-0 if you keep going around in circles...:D What about the time a cloud came over the whitehouse so they launched 2 missiles at it? Dumb as fuck. And something like 10 million Americans got injured by a toilet last year...
Chewy
10-23-2006, 12:01 PM
calm down man :P, its not about what the curency is worth but how much you make. But yeah I'm not sure on the standards of acepting people into the US army but they must of been set lower, Canadas standard has been lowererd some for recrutment goals, we had fairly high standards.
Casheti
10-23-2006, 12:06 PM
Ohhhhhhhh Canada, you fools. I think they're pretty tight, actually. I had a Canadian English teacher. He pwned.
Chewy
10-23-2006, 12:17 PM
ha. I had an English english teacher, in grade 8, he pwnt at story telling and had a toy gun in his draw. or somthing maybe it was a pipe I forget.
Casheti
10-23-2006, 12:19 PM
Lol, how can you not distinguish between a toy gun and a pipe? I forgive you :D Long as he doesn't smoke around the little kiddies :p That's my job...
Chewy
10-23-2006, 01:05 PM
Long time ago imo. I just remember he was once cool dude with a beard, I'm 99.9% sure it was a toy gun, he used to read us books in the dark room, forget who the author was of the books he liked most... goes to show how much I paid attention in school lol.
Think I may order some parts off a computer store now, wish me luck theses are difficult times trying to balance my vacation money and buy a new computer lol
Casheti
10-23-2006, 01:06 PM
lol, good luck!
Agility
10-23-2006, 01:56 PM
dont be mad cuz they took ur dads job
dont be mad cos they took your own father's job in your own race in your own country. Such a shame to see amercian typing bad about thier own country. Go get a life probably at the country side. or just buzz off to india if you dont stop whining about how US sucks.:nutkick:
Chewy
10-23-2006, 02:03 PM
I doubt hes a real american, hes some ratical Islamic Biaaatch... Iran soon will pay dearly, for pursuing thier wepons program and what will they do about it? They want to control the middle east rolf.
Alec§taar
10-23-2006, 03:29 PM
You can't really blame the foreign folks who are in U.S. jobs (typically over time that is) now...
Instead, YOU have to look @ the "bean counters" making the decisions to do this inside the company's you're dealing w/ that use them.
IMO, it's not even their mgt. either: They are told to "make us money" by boards of directors & shareholders, & to hold onto their jobs? They attempt to generate revenue, even in the short-term only, via controlling the EASIEST thing to control, in payrolls.
This is typically a route to SHORT-TERM gains for the next quarter... but, it often ends up overworking existing staff (if job cuts ONLY are exercised w/ no labor replenishment/rehire), & ends up in a quality level of service (like tech support) that isn't up to par.
Accents... they "bug" most folks that aren't ready for them. I come from a family that has accents since they are 1950's immigrants to this country, so I don't mind them, TOO much... Indian accents I generally understand.
HOWEVER, oriental ones? Those actually THROW me @ times... I never had trouble understanding folks w/ accents, until I dealt w/ folks from the Orient.
APK
P.S.=> Money folks, money... it all boils down to it, sometimes, unfortunately... the root of it all, imo?
The STOCKMARKET, & YES, the BANKS... guys like Bill Gates who actually give a hoot & have CONTROLLING INTEREST STILL IN THEIR COMPANY (because they already have the cash made) are few & far between nowadays. I think he is past the money part, & is into the "making history" part (which he has on ALL accounts, this is certain).
Still, it's a vicious Catch-22 scenario:
Does the company decide to just "die", or "live" by using outsourcing to remain competitive price-wise on their product (or, likewise, profit for shareholders)
?
Stockholders/Shareholders, imo? LOL, they could give "2 sheets" about a particular company, because after all, it is JUST an item in their stock portfolio, & nothing personal... (just a card in their playing hand!)... Just make me MONEY!!!
The real PROBLEM w/ this though? You cut off folks disposable income?? You get LESS BUYERS... doing that, to the USA? Bad move in the longhaul... we ARE the biggest buying public on the planet afaik. Take away our ability to do so, for lack of disposable income (fun money in other words)??
Who's going to buy your products, or buy them as much, & what happens??? Your inventory carrying costs (accounting term for unsold inventories) goes up, Up, UP!
This counts for your nations also, whose good we import (and we are a large buying public of foreign goods also)... it hurts YOU, as well.
Now, since a major buying public is losing jobs & thus, disposable income?
WELL:
This forces you to raise prices, yet again... OR, cut jobs.
Businesses just pass on costs to consumers after all, & prices go up, yet again in response.
Eventually, this opens up the ability for other companies from elsewhere to outcompete a business on PRICE alone...
Next, comes material quality cuts on good & then a REAL problem begins (which is partially WHY the US Automotive industry can't compete, along w/ stronger warranties from foreign automakers & higher quality goods too).
I have pals that are engineers, & their job function? CUT the materials cost of this item by 10% for next quarter, or YOU are gone... it is JUST like that. Make me an inferior, cheaper good in other words.
Is there an answer? I don't know... it's a REAL "catch 22"/vicious circle type of a situation.
I just know that the guy who was controlling our economics eco-system quit his post (Alan Greenspan)... he couldn't solve it either!
"When AMERICA catches an 'economic cold'? The rest of the world gets the 'economic flu'" is an old saying... apk
bruins004
10-23-2006, 04:18 PM
Ironically, even India these days are getting too expensive for companies to offshore to.
They are now looking towards China since it is much cheaper there.
Will they ever learn?
I think not.
Chewy
10-23-2006, 10:02 PM
Oo even cheaper than cheap.
I guess they must of upped thier service charge if its getting to expencive, workers are usually cheap there (like many other places in the world), just look at Indias Mumbai ship breaking yard, no protective equiptment or right tools for the job.
OOTay
10-23-2006, 11:06 PM
WTF. Your army shot a reporter, his translator and a cameraman dead while they were on their way to receive treatment. WHY?? A US soldier went up to the ambulance and blasted the guy in the head with a single shot from his machine gun. Explain that, asshole? And your army pisses about doing stunts in expensive aeroplanes and helicopters and films it on their bad quality American "cell" phones and put it on youtube. Look who's army is disciplined? And we never talk about Michael Schumaker, EVER! I don't drink tea or coffee, so suck my ass, and go put a U in favourite and colour. Oh and by the way 100 British Pounds = 188.388 US Dollars, OWNED. Our currency is t3h shit. And stop stealing the names off of places in our country and adding "new" to it e.g New England, New York etc...
What about when your country saw a star and thought it was getting invaded?? Only in America...:shadedshu, your cars suck, they guzzle up fuel and have the worst economy EVER, your roads are really wide so that you don't crash because you are such idiots you manage to crash anyway even when you have 2 metres of space. All of your roads are pretty much straight, which makes driving boring. You don't have roundabouts which are cool because you get to watch people honk at eachother for cutting eachother up, and they're a great way to lose the 5-0 if you keep going around in circles...:D What about the time a cloud came over the whitehouse so they launched 2 missiles at it? Dumb as fuck. And something like 10 million Americans got injured by a toilet last year...
mhmm thats right bitch i own an army... and the whole country... tard
Casheti
10-23-2006, 11:07 PM
lol? :confused:
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