Quote your friends! (ANY FRIENDS)

[Slater]

*friend goes to pantry*:wtf is this
me:thats dogfood man, dont eat that shit
him:I dont think it's dogfood *takes it out, reads back*
(Other part)
me:It's dogfood man *laughs* DOGFOOD
*me rips bag out of his hands and puts it back in pantry*
him:MAN ITS FUCKING PRETZELS
me: DOGFOOD!
(goto Other part (3 times))
him:Look *opens bag*
me: Yep dogfood (I swear it looked like hotdogs cut up)
him:Look on the damn label, what does it say
me:Pretzels but...


Oh yeah another one at my sisters grad party (mostly family though )
I was standing in the back, eating chips
and then my dads co-worker/friend comes up
Chips? Snakin? and I just look at him and burst out laughing(he knew)

same day
Me gettin ready to smoke in my room, uncle comes in with me having my weed out, fucking bowl and everything
him:I dont want you doing this when I'm here, go downstairs
me:but...but.......(already smoked a bowl)
him:What do you think will happen if I tell your dad?
me:HAHAHA he's the one who gave me the mon--*shuts up(to not get my dad in trouble)*

[Steevo]

You could fuck up a wet dream. Me, to a friend who was working for the same company. I was in charge. I later made him cry on the job and repeatedly sent him home. We are still friends.
Whatever. The phrase that makes me glad I leave the guns at home.
You look like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit half the branches, climbed back up to hit the other half. A co-worker.
You can dress up a turd all day long, but at the end of the day it is still a turd. Same co-worker.

[Slater]

haha, and HOW old are you?

:)