how to fart at will?!?!?!?

[oinkypig]

ok, ever since i was around 7 years old i had wondered, how do you fart at will? my sister is actually able to do it, and i must know how..... i need very detailed instructions on how to fart at will, so all you experts need to share the knowledge!:)

Title is supposed to be "How to fart at will"

[Protius]

this is by far the weirdest thread i've seen in a while

[PVTCaboose1337]

Ditto. Weird.

[DanTheBanjoman]

Women shouldn't fart, they're sneaky and smelly. Farts are for men.

I think your parents swapped some genes between you and your sis ;)

[PVTCaboose1337]

Women shouldn't fart, they're sneaky and smelly. Farts are for men.

I think your parents swapped some genes between you and your sis ;)

Oh thats so sad. So that means... :wtf:

[Solaris17]

yup klinefelter syndrome linky here dude http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter's_syndrome

[PVTCaboose1337]

Wow sterile... too bad.

[Namslas90]

Women shouldn't fart, they're sneaky and smelly. Farts are for men.

I think your parents swapped some genes between you and your sis ;)

Women don't fart, they "Poot".

[rick22]

Bad Beer Too Much Grass Maybe I Drank Some Piss I Maybe...but It Made The Dog Go Out Side.......wow

[PVTCaboose1337]

Why don't we answer his question...

[Random Murderer]

hold it till you wanna rip. always worked for me. :)

[Lazzer408]

It's a Queef!! (vaginal flatulence to be politically correct). She must be doing those Kegel exercises! How else does a woman "fart" at will? haha

[oinkypig]

All of you still haven't answered my question.....Anybody who has this magnificent power must inform me of its strength!

[J0N]

I have a friend who can do it! He's a vegetarian so I just presumed his insides were all wrong!! :nutkick:


http://www.43things.com/things/view/18700 :
I do have the ability to fart on cue. All you have to do is strain, constantly. After you’ve forcefully strained out a few, you’ll be able to fart whenever you want!

But BE WARNED!
This procedure makes it difficult to hold in farts later on so DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DEDICATED TO YOUR RECTAL WIND!

For those of you who are dedicated, this ability wears off after a while, so keep practicing. I find that the best time to practice is while:

1. watching T.V.

2. meditating
and
3. playing dominoes with Dracula

Weird... I wonder how many people sh1t their pants doing this? :ohwell:

[pt]

All of you still haven't answered my question.....Anybody who has this magnificent power must inform me of its strength!

eat lots of beans everyday :roll:

[WarEagleAU]

I cant actually believe this is a topic. I cant fart on a dime, but feed me some fajitas, and my wind will be your best friend!!!!

[Seany1212]

I cant actually believe this is a topic. I cant fart on a dime, but feed me some fajitas, and my wind will be your best friend!!!!

AHAHAHA, me neither, however my sister does the loudest farts i have EVER heard.

[zekrahminator]

AHAHAHA, me neither, however my sister does the loudest farts i have EVER heard.

It's funny actually, most girls I know like to portray themselves as clean and dainty, and then you hear stories about "Jacky the ripper" :roll:.

[ex_reven]

I have a friend who can do it! He's a vegetarian so I just presumed his insides were all wrong!! :nutkick:


http://www.43things.com/things/view/18700 :


Weird... I wonder how many people sh1t their pants doing this? :ohwell:

can i just not advise this lol
excessive straining of your bowels can lead to quite a few serious (and painful) medical problems

[rick22]

beans is my trick...a bowl of beans and some warm beer

[65tweet]

There was actually a guy on Howard Stern years ago that had the "talent" you speak of. I think he was physically able to "suck" air into he butt and fart at will:eek: . I don't remember any specifics nor do I really want to. Anyway if Google can't help you I think you're SOL:laugh:

[Seany1212]

oh i can do that, i just have to get ma ass real high in the air, i could fart for hours :roll:, supposedly bad for you though as you can get piles or something like that

[johnque]

Here is a unique site of WOMEN who have no problem farting and laughing about it. It's free; I swear; no porn, no tricks.

http://johnque.007ihost.com/

[OOTay]

oinkypig; you sir, are fvcking weird.

[AshenSugar]

humm try googling woodpooping then ask there :P

[OOTay]

humm try googling woodpooping then ask there :P

i just pooped a 2x4. its not an experience i want to remember. :pimp:

[Alec§taar]

Guys... this topic's pretty "twisted", lol... honestly!

(I know, some of you are young, & think this is funny stuff, but honestly? Come on...)

* Seriously!

APK

P.S.=> I mean, would you want your friends, family, g/f to read this, after YOU authored it? Doubt it... apk

[AshenSugar]

humm, my family would just shrug and accept that im weird ;)

[Alec§taar]

humm, my family would just shrug and accept that im weird ;)

Well, @ least you're honest, & aware of your surroundings I suppose, lol...

:)

* Man, this is dead-up "StRaNgE" though...

APK

P.S.=> Ah, whatever, disregard my b.s. here... just looking out for all 'y'all & all that, lol... but, it is a DAMN WEIRD SUBJECT, imo, but to each his own! apk

[OOTay]

my family doesnt know how to use a computer.

[Alec§taar]

my family doesnt know how to use a computer.

That's not a GOOD thing to assume... imo @ least.

:)

* Never 'underestimate the opposition', but in the case of your family? Well, they're not the opposition, they are your best pals, imo.

(You may not agree w/ that now, but one day, you most likely will... but then again, I don't know your life, only my own, perhaps a few select others)

APK

[OOTay]

That's not a GOOD thing to assume... imo @ least.

:)

* Never 'underestimate the opposition', but in the case of your family? Well, they're not the opposition, they are your best pals, imo.

(You may not agree w/ that now, but one day, you most likely will... but then again, I don't know your life, only my own, perhaps a few select others)

APK

compared to what we know here at tpu, they dont know how to use a computer (sort of overstating it a bit). but yes i like my family at times, although most of the time they can get your nerves and crap you still have to remember your stuck with them so you get over it lol.

so did any one truely figure out how to fart at will, sounds kinda like what goatse did.... well im not gonna go there.