Break in.

[Steevo]

My car, and my house got broken into last night.My wife left the passenger door unlocked and the guy got in and stole my Pioneer head unit and 20 CD's. Then he broke into the house through the front door, with us home. At 3:00AM, and was walking down stairs. My wife woke me up saying it sounded like someone was in the house. So I get up see the front door open, and if it isn't locked with the deadbolt the wind can sometimes blow it open, the doorjamb needs repaired, but I fixed it IF the deadbolt is locked. So I close it and lock the door.


I turn around and see the light on in the stairway, and a guy walks up. I walk in and being blind like I am without my contacts I ask who he is and what the fuck he is doing. And I quote. "Nothin homie, I aint doin nuthin" At which time he shoves me back. I am 5'11" and 220 not really fat, he is about 6'1" ( or mebey the shoe-no shoe height difference) but is bigger than me. But I tackle him in the dining room and push his head to the floor about ready to step on his throat when he finally manages to push me off, get up and take two steps before I am on him again. I grab him and throw him onto our coffee table in the living room hoping it will break and I will be able to beat his ass with a broken leg of the table. It doesn't however and he manages to get up and push me back yet again and make it to the door. By this time he has dropped the Pioneer head unit, the CD's and I have pulled off his shirt and he is bleeding.

I get to the door as he is unlocking it and start punching him in the side, he manages to sissy cry and spin around, he gets the door open and runs like a motherfucker. I jump out the door only to realise I am in my boxers and yelling at him that if he wants a real ass beating to come back. He yells fuck you and runs off.



Cops come, fingerprints, take my stuff the was stealing for evidence, and ask that we come down today for fingerprints to isolate his from the car, doors, and lightswitches. He left a almost complete hand print and two clear fingerprints on the glass part of our coffee table and blood on the floor, table and head unit.



Fucking chicken pussy. :shadedshu


They haven't found him yet, but with the fingerprints, blood and palm print if he has been this stupid before he is going away for awhile. If not then I hope he tries it again, I could use some target practice, moving living breathing target practice.

[TUngsten]

Glad you are OK! That's some adrenaline pumping stuff!

[petepete]

holy shit.. that is all

[d44ve]

God that shit pisses me off.

At least he didnt get anything and you were able to kik the shit out of him.

Also, thank god you woke up in time and that you were there!

[GJSNeptune]

Holy shit. Glad he left a lot of evidence, fuckin' jackass.

[bigboi86]

Dude you should have been a lot more aggressive, but I understand it's hard to think in those kinds of circumstances. I would have punched him in the face not the side, then when he was down kick him in the face.

Sounds like he bit off more than he could chew though. Congrats on getting his fingerprints, theiving bastard deserves some jailtime. Hope he gets caught.

Sorry to hear about that though.

[Jonnycat]

Damn, dude, glad you and your wife are still alive. Too bad the guy who put you through this is, though.

[Dippyskoodlez]

Blood.

Hah, he's screwed when he's caught.

Although if he's that dumb, he's probably already in their system.

[pt]

glad you kicked is ass, how bad do you see without contacts?

[Steevo]

I am getting a nice 9mm with jacketed bullets when we get back. And the Louisville Slugger beside my bed now. For the longest time I had my hunting knife on my side between the mattresses till my wife complained enough that I removed it.


The cops were laughing that I should have beat his ass more, or better yet, kill him so there is no lawsuit about me shooting. stabbing him, or breaking his legs. I guess some old man shot a burglar in the head and blinded the guy, he sued the homeowner and won. Fucking retarded world we live in.

[Steevo]

I sit a foot away from my screen to read. -3.00



Really bad.

[GJSNeptune]

Yeah. There are all kinds of those lawsuits. People breaking into people's houses, getting injured, suing, and winning. Makes no sense.

Giving people money for breaking the law.

[Ninkobwi]

nice job steev. sounds like he got what was coming to him.

[Steevo]

Our family and some friends are going camping for the weekend. Not the way I wanted to start my long weekend. :(

[Steevo]

Thanks for the concern everyone. Have fun this weekend, I know I will try. See ya.

[lemonadesoda]

I sit a foot away from my screen to read. -3.00
Really bad.

(I realise I've got my nose on the TFT and quickly sit straight making sure the screen is at arms length... LOL)

[Chewy]

Shit man thanks fack your ok.. luckily he was somewhat of a push over.. guess your size intimated him and he knew better than to start swinging/try to knock you out.

Hope you have a nice weekend. shit happens, good job pwning him.

[SK-1]

Thanks for the concern everyone. Have fun this weekend, I know I will try. See ya.

Steevo,...I am glad you and your family were not hurt.I wanted task you,...If you would have had a gun,...would you have used it?
At my old job,...I busted someone steeling.They broke in to the shop and it was pure coincidence that I was dropping off paperwork on my way home from HUNTING!
Yes,...I was heavily armed.To make a long story short,I ended up shooting a warning shot and held them,2 people,until the police arrived.It was the most frighting thing I have been through.
It was funny though because at first they had no idea I was armed,so one of them threatened me with a knife and started towards me.I let him get about 15 feet from me and then unloaded 3 rounds from a 45. automatic and they both hit the deck and started pleading with me to spare them:roll:It was the longest night in my life after that.It started at about 9:30pm and I got home from the police station at around 1:30am and never went to sleep due to the adrenaline rush.
Again,glad to hear you and yours made it thriugh and I really hope they catch the BASTARD.

[Solaris17]

dude your an ass my back hurts wicked bad

j/k

glad you kicked his ass me and my mom got a gun pulled on us by some psycho mother fucker when we were coming home late guess they had been popping places all around that area they got caught like 2 days later...glad your ok though next time catch him put him in your baase ment beat his ass and go down their once in a while and pour salt or salt water all ove4r his bloody face.

[FrankieG]

Well done steve. Sorry you couldn't give him a harder beating =/ If I caught someone doing stupid shit like this I would not stop whooping on thier ass. Thats for sure.
I am glad you wife woke up from the commotion. A lot better then being taken by surprise. I hope that they are able to catch them and justice shall be served!

Have a great camping trip and gl =)

[bigboi86]

glad your ok though next time catch him put him in your baase ment beat his ass and go down their once in a while and pour salt or salt water all ove4r his bloody face.

Damn man :twitch: that's a bit much eh lol.

[DR.Death]

the small guy takes it ...lol i would like to see ho he would do with a brae of paint balls to the face ....lol

[Grings]

nice one steevo, and it looks like you coped with the situation admirably to me, its all very well saying "oh if it was me i would have whupped him properly" etc, but in the heat of the moment in a situation like that, you dont have time to consider what to do as methodically as you may think.
again, well done!!

[Ketxxx]

Thats quality stuff. Shame you didnt break his leg or something, then he would of been a boxing bag with sound FX :D

[russianboy]

you should have killed him.


as dewey sez: KILLLLLLLLL HIMMMMMMM!

[hat]

Nice job kicking ass. He probably wasn't expceting you to take a piece of him to remember him by :)

[Ehstii]

too bad you didnt get to really fuck him up.

[Zero Cool]

see, no need for guns! good job on that! killing that guy wouldnt solve much.

[pt]

yes it will, a stupid criminal less is always good

[Zero Cool]

yes it will, a stupid criminal less is always good

or if somethign went wrong 1 steevo less

[hat]

That leave almost NO steevo's!!
Besides, in the retarded world we live in today, steevo would probably be in jail rather than be somewhere camping in the woods :p

In the old, old times people carried swords and if somebody came up to you and tried to rob them you cut them down.

More recently, me grandfather always said that alot of people in his time took guns to school. At recess they would go out and shoot. He could also carry around shotguns on his back and stuff... probably wouldn't get a second look.

[pt]

me grandfather always said that

you're from scotland?
and guns to school are still being toke to school nowadays, even if it's illegal

[Zero Cool]

and guns to school are still being toke to school nowadays, even if it's illegal

especially in america

[bigboi86]

That leave almost NO steevo's!!
Besides, in the retarded world we live in today, steevo would probably be in jail rather than be somewhere camping in the woods :p

In the old, old times people carried swords and if somebody came up to you and tried to rob them you cut them down.

More recently, me grandfather always said that alot of people in his time took guns to school. At recess they would go out and shoot. He could also carry around shotguns on his back and stuff... probably wouldn't get a second look.

OMG, that sounds fun. It opens up a lot of possibility for things to go wrong though... I think I'd rather go to a remote location and shoot guns.

[pt]

especially in america

yea, you don't hear on the rest of the world a 15 here old kid grabbing a uzi and go to school waking ppl

[hat]

you're from scotland?
and guns to school are still being toke to school nowadays, even if it's illegal
No, I be from Ireland! Top of the mornin to ya! /bagpipes

No really, check location.
IT WAS A DAMN TYPO!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?! /wrists :cry:

[ex_reven]

Dont you hate when you hit someone, and you cant feel how hard you've hit them?

Adrenaline makes my hands seem loose, all my hits feel like theyr bouncing off back at me.
Anyone else get that?

[pt]

No, I be from Ireland! Top of the mornin to ya! /bagpipes

No really, check location.
IT WAS A DAMN TYPO!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?! /wrists :cry:

irish and scotland ppl talk that way afaik :)

[GJSNeptune]

I don't regularly find myself punching people.


But I do regularly find myself wanting to.

[hat]

I'll let you punch me for $5.

[GJSNeptune]

Naw. Plenty of stupid people to punch for free. Fortunately stupidity comes free of charge. :p

[d44ve]

Dont you hate when you hit someone, and you cant feel how hard you've hit them?

Adrenaline makes my hands seem loose, all my hits feel like theyr bouncing off back at me.
Anyone else get that?



Tip : If you are fighting someone and all your punches seems to just "bounce" off them...... you need to turn around and run because either :

a) You are waaaayyy to small to fight that person

b) They are a super hero

Eitherway, you are about to get your arse kicked :laugh:

[GJSNeptune]

Or he's punching a rubber/plastic dummy.

[d44ve]

very true

[hat]

Yea he's punching a rubber.

[Ripper3]

Damn, glad you're alright.
In the UK, the whole "burglar sues over damages and wins" thing happens a lot. They were going to change the legislation on that, but AFAIK, they didn't, and you can't do anything you like to a burglar, apart from call the police, and hope they're not armed, otherwise you'll go to jail along with them.

Either way, I'd probably start throwing punches until the guy's down, deal with the police later. I'm a big guy overall (6'7" :p no joke, and about 130kg, no clue in lbs), so I should be able to take and give a few hits.

[GJSNeptune]

Here in America you're allowed to shoot someone if they're unwanted and enter your house.

1kg = 2.2lbs.
130kg is 286lbs.

[LiNKiN]

Go ahead........make my day. I love that law. :roll:

[Ripper3]

Yeah, I knew that was the case, and frankly, it should be like that globally. Especially if the person is armed, you've got a right to protect yourself, your home, and most importantly, your family. Even if that does mean killing someone. Not what everyone wants to do, but sometimes may be necesarry to ensure safety.

[d44ve]

Here in America you're allowed to shoot someone if they're unwanted and enter your house.

1kg = 2.2lbs.
130kg is 286lbs.


And if they dont enter your house and just out front of it..... shoot them and drag them into the house :laugh:

[ex_reven]

Tip : If you are fighting someone and all your punches seems to just "bounce" off them...... you need to turn around and run because either :

a) You are waaaayyy to small to fight that person

b) They are a super hero

Eitherway, you are about to get your arse kicked :laugh:

No I can see the punch connect, and they defo do damage (head recoils, blood, ribs move). But when Im pumped I cant feel it. Its like my arms numb, dead weight :p.
Doesnt happen when Im training/competitive fights, just real fights.

And if they dont enter your house and just out front of it..... shoot them and drag them into the house :laugh:

LOL. People get sued for stupid stuff over here regarding breakins. Some guy broke into someones house a few years back (it was in the newspaper), the person wasnt even home and the robber sued because when he broke a window to get in he cut himself.

[d44ve]

I know, I am just messing with you :)

Oh yeah.... we have those types of stories over here too. They just recently changed their laws on breakins

[wazzledoozle]

Wow that would be scary. Lucky he didnt pull a knife/gun...

[hat]

Some guy broke into someones house a few years back (it was in the newspaper), the person wasnt even home and the robber sued because when he broke a window to get in he cut himself.
Did he win?

[ex_reven]

Did he win?

Do you think id mention it if he didnt :rolleyes:

[hat]

WTF?? How do you win for that?? Did he promise to pay the judge 1/2 of the money he got from suing?? The guy wasn't even home, he was being stolen from, has a broken window, and is being sucessfully SUED?? I would countersue that guy's ass off!!

[aximbigfan]

an example of why it is a good idea to keep a gun. if something were to ever happen while i was home.... well.... lets just say that i wounder what 12 17cal hollow point traveling at 1,000fps rounds in rapid succession will do to a man.

yay for the 2ed amendment!

chris

[ex_reven]

an example of why it is a good idea to keep a gun. if something were to ever happen while i was home.... well.... lets just say that i wounder what 12 17cal hollow point traveling at 1,000fps rounds in rapid succession will do to a man.

yay for the 2ed amendment!

chris

17 calibre?
What are you shooting? A water pistol?

[d44ve]

at least is a wee bit bigger than a 22

lol

[ex_reven]

at least is a wee bit bigger than a 22

lol

how?

.17 < .22
Last time I checked :p

[DaMulta]

WOW

Glad your ok and that dumb @#%R didn't have a gun. I hate thieves more than anything.

[d44ve]

how?

.17 < .22
Last time I checked :p

You are right... I was thinking gauge :banghead:

[ex_reven]

You are right... I was thinking gauge :banghead:

Dude, even if it was gauge its smaller.

Gauge and calibre are both linked to the inch.
I wish theyd link it to the cm, damn you americans and your imperial system :p! lol

[d44ve]

I suck tonight! lol

I thought a 12 gauge shotgun was bigger than an 18 gauge?

[DaMulta]

At least we can still own guns:)

[ex_reven]

I suck tonight! lol

I thought a 12 gauge shotgun was bigger than an 18 gauge?

Hold on! You are correct :)

The gauge of a shotgun refers to how many lead spheres the diameter of the bore would equal a pound. In the case of a 12-gauge shotgun, it would take twelve spheres the size of the shotgun's bore to equal a pound. Counterintuitively, a numerically larger gauge indicates a smaller barrel: a 20-gauge shotgun requires more spheres to equal a pound, therefore its barrel is smaller than the 12 gauge.

Its funny how looking for gauge in wiki brings up the porn star before the gun barrel :roll:

As for calibre - that is related to inches/imperial system
When the barrel diameter is given in inches, the abbreviation "cal" is used in place of "inches". For example, a (smallbore) rifle with a diameter of 0.22 inch is a .22 cal; the decimal is dropped when spoken, so this would be called a "twenty-two caliber".

Now that I read it...Gauge seems like such an abstract measurement. I cant believe we measure distances by weight :p

[KennyT772]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo

ted nugent on the second amendment.

My 20ga mossberg sits in the corner of my room with 9 slugs on the stock at all times. 22" barrel makes it perfect for tight areas...

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5319/pa280060co8.jpg

[ex_reven]

Mossberg - hot.
They make for good door breechers :D...among other hole makers :roll:

LOL great video too btw..
"I dont like repeat offenders! I like Dead offenders!"

[Grings]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo

ted nugent on the second amendment.

My 20ga mossberg sits in the corner of my room with 9 slugs on the stock at all times. 22" barrel makes it perfect for tight areas...

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5319/pa280060co8.jpg

Nuge ftw!, you guys should vote him in for president

[Chewy]

No I can see the punch connect, and they defo do damage (head recoils, blood, ribs move). But when Im pumped I cant feel it. Its like my arms numb, dead weight :p.
Doesnt happen when Im training/competitive fights, just real fights.

THats because of your adrenaline, adrenaline makes you a super hero... training competitive fights, theres no real threat so your not as pumped.



LOL. People get sued for stupid stuff over here regarding breakins. Some guy broke into someones house a few years back (it was in the newspaper), the person wasnt even home and the robber sued because when he broke a window to get in he cut himself.

Thats just F***'n Retarded, what the H*ll Kinda Judge was that. Im speachless... how do such stupid people make it to the high ranks in life I dont know.:shadedshu

[cdawall]

least the cops decided to do something bout your break in my car is stereo-less and the cops just took a report...it was a nice clarion set-up. left the car on the street while me and my dad blew insulation in the attic next morning the door frame was bent open (POS Civic locks held-LOL) and they used the tire iron out of the trunk to break the stereo out. IT WAS HELD IN BY 2 SCREWS and they DESTROYED EVERY MOUNTING POINT IN MY GOD FORSAKEN DASH. i wouldnt be so mad if they were not FUCKING AMATEURS.

[JC316]

Man, sweet! Glad you are alright, but I love hearing stories of people standing up for what is theirs. Me? I would have grabbed my tennis racquet and proceeded to play a game on his head.

[cdawall]

Man, sweet! Glad you are alright, but I love hearing stories of people standing up for what is theirs. Me? I would have grabbed my tennis racquet and proceeded to play a game on his head.

we tend to move towards aluminum bats in my family ill show u what they are really for :nutkick:

[craigo]

You are teh MAN...biggarse mutant-scum thief tries to rob your shit....vision challenged geek wakes from slumber,wearing nothing but boxers,unleashes teh motherfucking force,reduces all that challenge him to tears-gets his stuff back provides evidence to teh authorities,posts all on teh intarweb pointing teh karma weapon...then buggers off campinng with teh missus...damn it feels good to be a gangsta....nuff said

p.s:fear teh l33t

[Jonnycat]

least the cops decided to do something bout your break in my car is stereo-less and the cops just took a report...it was a nice clarion set-up....


Yep, they don't care too much about car break-ins around here (I don't even think they send someone out anymore), but you if you get a home break-in they'll come over and dust for prints.

[Kursah]

My car, and my house got broken into last night.My wife left the passenger door unlocked and the guy got in and stole my Pioneer head unit and 20 CD's. Then he broke into the house through the front door, with us home. At 3:00AM, and was walking down stairs. My wife woke me up saying it sounded like someone was in the house. So I get up see the front door open, and if it isn't locked with the deadbolt the wind can sometimes blow it open, the doorjamb needs repaired, but I fixed it IF the deadbolt is locked. So I close it and lock the door.


I turn around and see the light on in the stairway, and a guy walks up. I walk in and being blind like I am without my contacts I ask who he is and what the fuck he is doing. And I quote. "Nothin homie, I aint doin nuthin" At which time he shoves me back. I am 5'11" and 220 not really fat, he is about 6'1" ( or mebey the shoe-no shoe height difference) but is bigger than me. But I tackle him in the dining room and push his head to the floor about ready to step on his throat when he finally manages to push me off, get up and take two steps before I am on him again. I grab him and throw him onto our coffee table in the living room hoping it will break and I will be able to beat his ass with a broken leg of the table. It doesn't however and he manages to get up and push me back yet again and make it to the door. By this time he has dropped the Pioneer head unit, the CD's and I have pulled off his shirt and he is bleeding.

I get to the door as he is unlocking it and start punching him in the side, he manages to sissy cry and spin around, he gets the door open and runs like a motherfucker. I jump out the door only to realise I am in my boxers and yelling at him that if he wants a real ass beating to come back. He yells fuck you and runs off.



Cops come, fingerprints, take my stuff the was stealing for evidence, and ask that we come down today for fingerprints to isolate his from the car, doors, and lightswitches. He left a almost complete hand print and two clear fingerprints on the glass part of our coffee table and blood on the floor, table and head unit.



Fucking chicken pussy. :shadedshu


They haven't found him yet, but with the fingerprints, blood and palm print if he has been this stupid before he is going away for awhile. If not then I hope he tries it again, I could use some target practice, moving living breathing target practice.

Good job man! Sorry to hear this happened to you, but too many people get scared and do nothing, run, hide, etc. People forget that most individuals doing these kinds of crimes get a huge adrenaline rush when they are in the midst of a crime. This is also their weakness if you play your cards right, weapons/guns can add a different element, but if you don't stand up for your own, who will? When the cops show up, odds are the perp is long gone. You did the right thing, and considering the situation, I bet he won't be back.

I hate it when people disrepsect my stuff, let alone try to steal it, granted I'm only 5'9" and 195, but I'd do all I could in your same situation. The fight-or-flight comes into play, you get adrenaline pumping and don't feel pain, and just go for it. I'm glad you hurt him, too bad he got away, but I bet he has a history and would do anything to stay out of jail, except for break the law. I hope he gets caught with max sentence and you get to :nutkick: him before he goes to the slammer! :toast: