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Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 07:52 PM
Who can recommend me some decent dance songs? Jemma wants to see me dance.. and.. well.. *cough* I havent danced in 4+ years so want to shake the rust off before I shake it with her ;) :D
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 07:57 PM
are you talking ballroom or what? or techno dance songs?
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 07:59 PM
Your typical kinda music you would hear walking into a decent popular club. This kinda music aint my thing anymore, only rock. Thats where you guys come in :D
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 08:01 PM
im a heavy metal head so...

JFK's usually play the fratellis - there ok i guess, gets people moving in the club
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 08:03 PM
Ok.. I'll be a lil more specific. The kinda dance songs which are ideal for grinding, dry humping, etc ;)
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 08:04 PM
any r'n'b
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 08:08 PM
*shudders* name some recent RnB songs?
Ben Clarke
10-23-2007, 08:10 PM
Do what they do in the films, pay someone to look like you and get them to dance. Works every time.
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 08:12 PM
*shudders* name some recent RnB songs?

are there any?

you could just get incredibly drunk then you would move to anything... not that i would be adivising such a thing because we all know that excessive alcohol consumption is bad for you....


LOL
Ben Clarke
10-23-2007, 08:13 PM
OK, make mine your plan B ;)
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 08:15 PM
LOL! I'm screwed then :p I have a tendency to down about a litre of JD each weekend, its gooood shit!

Anyways back on topic, name some decent songs to grind, dry hump, etc to. I can dance (or should I say used to be able to dance) I jus need some practice again.
Frick
10-23-2007, 08:24 PM
Chic 'n Stu by System of a Down is a pretty good song to shake your legs to. ;)
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 08:28 PM
Checkin it out now :D keep em comin :cool:
JC316
10-23-2007, 08:40 PM
LOL! I'm screwed then :p I have a tendency to down about a litre of JD each weekend, its gooood shit!



Lol, then you better spend some quality time with your liver, cause it ain't gonna be around long.


You could always try some of the Black Eyed Peas shit, I would suppose that it would meet your critera.
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 09:08 PM
erugh.. your right JC.. but.. its the black eyed peas..
d44ve
10-23-2007, 09:12 PM
OK... setup the webcam...... I want to see you "shake off the rust"

this outta be good. I got 10 bucks that says that even when the rust is gone you still suck at dancing! :p
HookeyStreet
10-23-2007, 09:13 PM
Im more into dance/dirty electro atm (ie Fedde La Grande, David Guetta etc) then RnB, but what about some tracks by Timbaland and P.Diddy? Those 2 are everywhere atm ;) Also Kanye West 'Stronger', thats a good track thats popular atm ;)
Frick
10-23-2007, 09:22 PM
erugh.. your right JC.. but.. its the black eyed peas..

Pump It is pretty good, but it's a cover on that Pulp Fiction song.. Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDfKCzMuLMc
Ketxxx
10-23-2007, 09:35 PM
Any other suggestions? Sadly, I cant use tracks like you know what you are by NIN :p

an for the record, NIN ftw!
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 10:07 PM
pendulem - you can pretty much get any girl to poledance to any of thier stuff
JC316
10-23-2007, 10:18 PM
You could also try Will smith.
Cuzza
10-23-2007, 10:20 PM
Dance songs? My personal favourite is probably "Ecuador" by Sash. It's pretty old now. And not really a 'bump and grind' type.

In my experience chicks seem to love dancing to "Dirty" by Christina Aguilera. I fuckin hate it.
Ben Clarke
10-23-2007, 10:20 PM
Dance to something. Well, you have to do this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g7H4YVwssxU

If she doesn't like it, say you were drunk. The name of the song may be an excuse too.
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 10:22 PM
btw are you sure your gf is going to hump and grind? cos ur gunna look like a right prat if she dont wanna

what about the stuff like rhianna, etc. any female RnB usually invovles sexy girls dancing so they copy it

and ben you just put me through hell.
Ben Clarke
10-23-2007, 10:29 PM
ben you just put me through hell.

:)
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 10:30 PM
:)

:mad: your lucky dark tranquility saved your ass
Ben Clarke
10-23-2007, 10:32 PM
:mad: your lucky dark tranquility saved your ass

Errr... what?

Anyway Ket, make sure you won't look like an idiot first, then find music.
kwchang007
10-23-2007, 11:13 PM
Crank that by soldier boy. (even a dance that goes with it)
The hips don't lie song by shakira.

Let me think some more.

Edit: Numa Numa song ;) perfect for techies like us.
Edit 2: Really most techno...like Cascada, really up beat rock works to.
Edit 3: Just listened to shut up and drive by rihanna, that works to. Don't stop the music by rihanna again isn't that bad.
Edit 4: Now that I think of it....Fergie ain't that bad for dance music either...it's ok.
What about slow dancing with her some?
HookeyStreet
10-23-2007, 11:21 PM
pendulem - you can pretty much get any girl to poledance to any of thier stuff

Oh yes! This being the best one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E (I f*cking love this track and the video is quality!)
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 11:23 PM
but they are heavy stuff - depends what club he goes to if they play that sort of stuff
HookeyStreet
10-23-2007, 11:31 PM
but they are heavy stuff - depends what club he goes to if they play that sort of stuff

I live in Gt Yarmouth and nowhere plays drum n bass anymore :(
ktr
10-23-2007, 11:33 PM
http://www.energy927fm.com/

I would do live listen and select what songs you liked.
kwchang007
10-23-2007, 11:38 PM
Ket why are you worrying anyways, dancing is easy.
zekrahminator
10-23-2007, 11:40 PM
Here's a good song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8)... (oh, and the remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd5nSRMbANc) :laugh:) :p.
WhiteLotus
10-23-2007, 11:46 PM
no this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYPn_en6OU) is a good song - deffinatley not for humping/grinding though
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 12:10 AM
Grinding will be involved.. as alcohol is also involved :p Jemma also LOVES grinding, so yeah :D
kwchang007
10-24-2007, 12:38 AM
Grinding will be involved.. as alcohol is also involved :p Jemma also LOVES grinding, so yeah :D

Even easier.
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 01:08 AM
Yea :D
Wile E
10-24-2007, 11:49 AM
I'm Broken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV4dAKrpbfQ) :D


RIP Dimebag
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 11:52 AM
I like those types of songs, but jemma doesnt wile :p i need grinding songs (read: grinding: to make sexually explicit motions) :D
Wile E
10-24-2007, 11:54 AM
I like those types of songs, but jemma doesnt wile :p i need grinding songs :D
Define grinding, I mean, that can go many ways. Depends on how you look at it. What are we grinding? For instance, I'm Broken is the perfect music for grinding somebody's face into the asphalt. :roll:
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 11:55 AM
grinding: to make sexually explicit motions :p
Wile E
10-24-2007, 11:58 AM
grinding: to make sexually explicit motions :pOOOOOooohhh, Thaaaaaat grinding. lol

Then how about a classic. (Bah, can't believe I just referred to hip-hop/r&b as a classic. I think I might be ill.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvimAwIuq-Q
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 12:01 PM
*Ket runs away screaming* too slow and painfully mushy. Needs to be more upbeat.
Wile E
10-24-2007, 12:03 PM
Hey, this has a good grinding beat. :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOYCzRzZIs

Or you could always try to play Closer. :roll: I think it's fitting.
Ben Clarke
10-24-2007, 12:04 PM
Try one of Beethoven's karaoke songs.
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 12:10 PM
I got one song I'm gona dance to so far, Alien Ant Farm's remake of smooth criminal, gives me a good excuse to bust out some moves like the moonwalk :D
Wile E
10-24-2007, 12:14 PM
I got one song I'm gona dance to so far, Alien Ant Farm's remake of smooth criminal, gives me a good excuse to bust out some moves like the moonwalk :D
Oh God, you're not gonna bust out the worm or the robot, are you? :roll:
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 12:15 PM
lmao no, tho bustin out the worm would be funny :D
Woah Mama!
10-24-2007, 12:48 PM
Please do not refer to that trashy ass pop chart shit as R&B. Real R&B stands for rhythm and blues, and goes back 80+ years. Usually it's an old black guy with a guitar, not some douche bag metro with a doo-rag.

Not dance songs, but I found it extremely funny watching Rage (Australian MTV basically) one night and saw that new song by Will.i.am, that repetitive crap that loops 'got it from my mumma' for about 4 minutes... Anyway, listen to Black Eyed Peas - Bringing It Back and then listen to that new Will.i.am song, or in reverse. Black Eyed Peas were awesome before that Fergie piece of ass came into the picture.
DRDNA
10-24-2007, 01:06 PM
TECHNO ! All the best clubs do it...nuff said:toast:
WhiteLotus
10-24-2007, 01:19 PM
if she loves grinding you wont have a problem - she'll be doing all the work. all you got to do is stand there, and take (whilst drinking)
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 10:09 PM
Been there, done that. jemma wanted to come back to mine (w00t!) bad point, she fell over an gave herself concussion, now shes sleeping in my bed..... dammit. She still tried fucking me, but I'm hardly gona fuck her concussed, doesnt seem right.
Ben Clarke
10-24-2007, 10:11 PM
Wow.... Ket has a conscience. Concussions are bad. I had one once. I had to go to the doctors to make sure my brain was okay.
Ketxxx
10-24-2007, 10:32 PM
Wow.... Ket has a conscience. Concussions are bad. I had one once. I had to go to the doctors to make sure my brain was okay.

only just :p I almost shagged her in my half pissed state hen thought no, tht wud b wrong. bsides im probs goin round hers next 4 days, so dont spect 2 hear much from me ppl :p
Ben Clarke
10-24-2007, 10:36 PM
oh man... pancho will annoy me, he keeps wanting to know how its going... i'm screwed.