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zekrahminator
11-09-2007, 03:17 AM
The once-famous Ben Curtis was a great advertising man for Dell. His well-known "dude you're getting a Dell" campaign gave people a good laugh, and brought Dell a healthy amount of revenue. That all changed when Curtis was caught buying marijuana, which is illegal in the United States of America. Dell fired Curtis, and he has since been pressed to find a good job. Fortunately, this was not the end of the line for Curtis. Curtis is now a bar tender in New York, and is quite happy with his new job. "There were times when I made boatloads of money as an actor, but here I can be myself." Curtis aspires to one day score it big with his band, "Whale", and once again get boatloads of money in Hollywood.

Source: EnGadget (http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/08/dude-youre-getting-a-drink-dell-dude-now-a-waiter/)
mas0n
11-09-2007, 03:21 AM
I thought this guy was a tool until I met him while my wife was attending NYU with him. He is actually a pretty cool guy and one hell of an actor.
erocker
11-09-2007, 04:30 AM
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going"
Dude: "Duuude! You got a Dell!"
Cop: "Oh! Hey!, You're that guy!"
Dude: "Yeah, Dude!"
Cop: "Do I smell marijuana?
Dude: "Dude! You got a Dell?"
Cop: "Please step out of the car"
Dude: "Dude! Nooooo!"
Paulieg
11-09-2007, 04:33 AM
I thought this guy was a tool until I met him while my wife was attending NYU with him. He is actually a pretty cool guy and one hell of an actor.

I'm an NYU grad! Cool!
AphexDreamer
11-09-2007, 04:34 AM
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going"
Dude: "Duuude! You got a Dell!"
Cop: "Oh! Hey!, You're that guy!"
Dude: "Yeah, Dude!"
Cop: "Do I smell marijuana?
Dude: "Dude! You got a Dell?"
Cop: "Please step out of the car"
Dude: "Dude! Nooooo!"

Dude, like, thats sooooooo funny :roll:
Conti027
11-09-2007, 04:54 AM
Dude, he got pwnd
Ravenas
11-09-2007, 08:26 AM
He and I went to the same high school.
mdm-adph
11-09-2007, 02:15 PM
His band, "Whale?" I think Whale (http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/whale/artist.jhtml) might have something to say about that.
JrRacinFan
11-09-2007, 03:05 PM
LMAO!

"Duuuude, You got a beer!?"
hat
11-09-2007, 08:29 PM
Dude, you're going to hell!
TUngsten
11-09-2007, 08:57 PM
Is this really news?:shadedshu
WarEagleAU
11-10-2007, 04:57 AM
EROCKER, hillarious shit man, hillarious!!!!! <HAHA>

He had to be high all them times he said, "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"
newconroer
11-10-2007, 05:50 AM
...Childhood star turns bartender....

nice.
DRDNA
11-10-2007, 05:56 AM
Is this really news?:shadedshu

Yes Sir it really is news:slap: