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panchoman
11-25-2007, 09:27 PM
what came first?
erocker
11-25-2007, 09:40 PM
Your mama.
Ben Clarke
11-25-2007, 09:45 PM
Neither, a circle has no beginning.
We're not talking about circles, we're talking about pancho's grandma
Morgoth
11-25-2007, 10:33 PM
the egg was first then the chicken
Becus dino's lays eggs
Steevo
11-26-2007, 02:52 AM
Chuck Norris.
wazzledoozle
11-26-2007, 05:42 AM
Well before the egg there was a simple membrane like some mammals still have.
So I think the chicken came first, and developed the egg.
aximbigfan
11-26-2007, 06:15 AM
Chuck Norris.
I agree with Steevo. Clearly it was Chuck Norris, not the chicken, or egg.
Chris
3991vhtes
11-26-2007, 07:53 AM
I thought pancho's grandma came first :p
Woah Mama!
11-26-2007, 08:57 AM
Chuck Norris.
Which part? Law? Order? Justice? Bad ass?
The mind boggles :wtf:
Xolair
11-26-2007, 03:48 PM
The egg, of course. :shadedshu
WhiteLotus
11-26-2007, 04:21 PM
the egg came first. a bird or animal much like the chicken give birth to a mutated chick.
p3n1x420
11-26-2007, 06:10 PM
didnt dinosaurs lay eggs way before feathered creatures arrived.....yes they did
Seany1212
11-26-2007, 06:23 PM
lol i agree with pancho's ma
Ripper3
11-26-2007, 06:25 PM
The question is not so much about actual chickens and eggs, p3n1x, it's more complex than that.
In my case, I can't give a straight answer, we came from single-cell organisms, and evolved with every generation, but evolution occurs before birth, so in that case, I'd say first came the chicken, because you couldn't get the egg without it.
Although, you can argue that the egg is where the chicken came from, as to lay the next egg, the chicken would have been born somehow, before it. So the egg came first.
The chicken definately came before the egg (http://www.newegg.com).
lemonadesoda
11-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Simple to answer:
The egg came first. Chickens came MILLIONS of years later.
Or is the question; What came first, the chicken egg, or the chicken?
Simple to answer:
Cross Animal A with Animal B to get egg(AB)
egg(AB) hatches to a chick... develops to a chicken.
The egg came first.
Or is the question, what came first, the COCK, the chicken or the egg?
The COCK.
:roll:
Ripper3
11-26-2007, 09:39 PM
lol, well, that definately cleared things up.
p3n1x420
11-26-2007, 09:47 PM
Simple to answer:
The egg came first. Chickens came MILLIONS of years later.
Or is the question; What came first, the chicken egg, or the chicken?
Simple to answer:
Cross Animal A with Animal B to get egg(AB)
egg(AB) hatches to a chick... develops to a chicken.
The egg came first.
Or is the question, what came first, the COCK, the chicken or the egg?
The COCK.
:roll:
you sir, are correct. thats what i was gettin @ earlier :rockout:
panchoman
11-26-2007, 09:56 PM
let egg be defined as a standard chicken egg that you'd get today
imperialreign
11-26-2007, 10:20 PM
before it all - the angels, cause they were created before time
so screw your chicken and its egg!
:D
lemonadesoda
11-26-2007, 11:16 PM
We prefer girls. But it you like chickens... well thats your story...
PVTCaboose1337
11-27-2007, 02:52 AM
The egg... I think.
zekrahminator
11-27-2007, 02:59 AM
Your mama.
Ditto :laugh:.
AphexDreamer
11-27-2007, 06:34 AM
I feel as if a catastrophic cataclisme of elemental masses lead to the creation of microscopic life in which with the added sum of time lead to the slow and final eveloutionary form of the Chicken in which it would inevidably reproduce, produceing the product of an egg. :D Although I voted for the egg.
Whoa dude... we're not writing papers here for uni... D:
das müffin mann
11-28-2007, 01:54 PM
i think i came first :)
I ate all the chickens, as a result my shit was very high in stuff it takes to make eggs, so I shat an egg. So chickens came first.
[I.R.A]_FBi
12-13-2007, 01:44 PM
eggs cant cum
Metal-Head
12-14-2007, 09:57 PM
We prefer girls. But it you like chickens... well thats your story...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1KfrlI0mU
I stopped watching before the video even came up...
"chicken fucker"
I couldnt tell ya what came first but i know for sure that this shat topic came after :nutkick:
Metal-Head
12-15-2007, 12:00 AM
I stopped watching before the video even came up...
"chicken fucker"
=(
Then you missed out. I think it's a rather funny scene from that movie... =/
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