Injuries you got this year?(2007)

[panchoman]

Alright well i seem to be a magnet to loads of injuries, im just one of those die-hard players, that goes to extreme measures to win so yeah. heres my list:


Pulled a load of muscles in my back last winter stepping on a disguised layer of ice that was covered with a layer of soft snow.. came very close to breaking my back =/
Twisted my ankle a countless number of times. there was this funny incident where this kid was the on treadmill with dumbells in his hand and he lost control and threw the dumbells and i managed to dodge one but i twisted my ankle
Broke my left pinky (tore off loads of ligaments and stuff). was cool i could bend it in all kinds of directions and it wouldn't hurt but it hurt like a mother the next day. was playing soccer w/ gf#1 i was the goalie and the ball just tore my pinky as i dove for it.
Shortly after the pinky, i screwed up my left leg (Broke a bone or 2 and tore off a bunch of muscles i think)
and then with a messed up leg i go to gf#1's house and trip on her door step on the day out and fall flat on my face, something about my nose still doesn't feel quite right
Then i got a brutal friction burn on both knees and dislocated? my right kneecap
they fixed that and now i have a knee full of water that needs to get operated on...


so whats your list of injuries in 2007?

[JC316]

2007 Has been injury free for me, in fact, I haven't been injured in a long time, I am starting to think that I am indestructible.

Last injury that I had was a broken toe in Judo, 8 years ago. Small mat with too many people practicing on it and a guy that weighed 180lbs landed on my toe, smashing it.

I have small things happen to me on a daily basis, but nothing that qualifies as an injury.

Edit:

I take that back, one injury was about 5 years ago, I was stepping off from a big rock to the ground. The ground was further away than I thought and I crushed my knee into the rock, then rolled forward. I had to stay off from it for about a week, damn near ruined my vacation.

[btarunr]

The only injury I had was a bruised elbow. Yeah I know that's POS

[panchoman]

oh two more

--the classic drop the bowling on your foot.. nothing broken luckily, just sore & painful

--got pummelled by 2 football players into a sharp metal fence, still have some light marks on my back...

[JC316]

I do remember one this year, but not really an injury, just hurt like nothing I have ever felt.

I was changing the head gasket on my Cadillac and I was trying to loosen a bolt off and my ratchet slipped. When it slipped, I came around with a ton of force and my elbow, right in the soft funny bone part, collided with a strut tower. It missed the bone completely and struck the fleshy nerve cluster in there with enough force to spin the strut and tire that it was attached to.

I was screaming like a little girl cause that hurt so bad, plus the shock wave of the funny bone. I couldn't open my hand or wiggle my fingers for a good 10 minutes.

[panchoman]

ouchy!

[JC316]

I can rack up painful moments like crazy. Starting with the most recent.


Got the mother of all charlie horses while installing carpet
Bashed Elbow
Had drain the size of a popsicle stick removed from the lymph gland that it was draining. The skin had 5 days to heal around it before removal
Had surgery and abs were sliced open and 12 inches of colon/small intestine removed
I was removing some 12 gauge wire from a room and it got caught on a trash can, I proceded to yank it free, and the wire came around and whipped my back. It cut the skin in two places
broke toe
slinced finger to the bone with a razer knife
Got ankle tangled in the spoke of a moped, the wheel twisted my foot down into the very hot muffler, giving 3rd degree burns on my ankle.

[snuif09]

a firework exploded in my hand:cry::cry: (i still have all my fingers)

and i broke my pinky

[panchoman]

ouch man!


Had drain the size of a popsicle stick removed from the lymph gland that it was draining. The skin had 5 days to heal around it before removal


no comprendo

[zekrahminator]

I got a puncture wound in the middle of school sometime in June, it took a good hour for the bleeding to stop.

[JC316]

ouch man!



no comprendo

It was a drain, it was about the size of a popsiicle stick and it had holes in it that drained infection out of my lymph gland.

It went into my stomach about 4 or 5 inches and drained fluid from the lymph gland in my stomach. When they pulled it out, you could see into my intestines if you looked.

[panchoman]

ugh, thats gotta suck!

[panchoman]

i wonder how much my dad pays for insurance lmao. i prefer to be knocked out for the simpliest things...

[btarunr]

Uggh what's with your Avatar, Pancho? It looks like something out of Resident Evil.

[panchoman]

no idea, zek gave it to me

[zekrahminator]

It's Ozzy Osbourne :D, I get epic lulz every time I see you and your avatar now, Pancho :).

[panchoman]

lmao zek