Awsome game quotes

[Solaris17]

some of my favorites feel free to post yours

FARCRY:you do know how to use a hang glider dont you? "no but i learn real fast when people are shooting at me".....youll need an explosive charge to destroy the generator. "o an explosive charge im glad o remembered to pack those this morning"......just wait. "just wait he says thats rich"

Serious sam 1: bunch of headless bomb dudes running tword him screaming......(sam) killes them...aHHHHH! yourself.....after this 13 beheaded bomb carring guys run over a dune tword him (sam) ot oh

Deux ex: (some random guy) ya they said i was the best in the ops dept. (character choice A:) ya they told me that to (rg) really? (pc) no just kidding

[wazzledoozle]

"Someone set us up the bomb!"
"All your base are belong to us!"
Dont remember the name of the specific game, but :laugh:

"Great things will happen here someday"
-Doom 3

"Shazbot!"
-Tribes

[Thermopylae_480]

Alex in Half Life 2 before you and her use the teleporter: "Cat... What Cat? ...What Cat!?"

[Solaris17]

^ lol cats

[djbbenn]

FarCry...

"What was that?"
"I could tell ya... buts its funner to make you guess."

It was just the way he said it, that made me laugh. :laugh:

-Dan

[Solaris17]

UT2K4

dont cry its a wast of good suffering

i am perfection

these maybe arent funny like the ones abouve but being a ut game its not bound to have any furry furry rabit if u know what i mean

[wazzledoozle]

"One man stands between hell and earth"
-Doom 3 Alpha

Funny thing is I have never actually beat Doom 3, I hate it. But has some great quotes.

[AMDCam]

C&C Generals:

"I got my missile launcher right here" -American Rocket launcher
"Chinese locket souljuw" - Chinese rocket launcher
"Is it clear?" - Chinese superlady
"It is time" -Chinese overlord
"Thank you for the new shoes" - GLA workers
"AK47's for EVERYONE" - GLA Arm the mob
"For za led ahmy!" -Chinese soldier

ANY other quote you can think of from this game and Zero Hour are some of the funniest quotes I've ever heard.

[wazzledoozle]

C&C Generals:

"I got my missile launcher right here" -American Rocket launcher
"Chinese locket souljuw" - Chinese rocket launcher
"Is it clear?" - Chinese superlady
"It is time" -Chinese overlord
"Thank you for the new shoes" - GLA workers
"AK47's for EVERYONE" - GLA Arm the mob
"For za led ahmy!" -Chinese soldier

ANY other quote you can think of from this game and Zero Hour are some of the funniest quotes I've ever heard.
Lol I forgot about C&C quotes :laugh:

"Ill pave my own road" -USA builder tractor

[DanTheBanjoman]

the 2 headed ogres in warcraft 2:
*fart* "He did it" "No he did it!" I love them :D

Sam quote often to Max:
"You crack me up little buddy"

Actually Sam & Max, Day of the Tentacle and all other weird adventure games by Lucas Arts are full of bullshit talk. You should just play the games.
Starcraft/Warcraft units are full of bullshit as well.
And Minsc from Baldur's gate is a classic as well.
The are countless funny games, I'm just too stupid to remember them all :)

[djbbenn]

WarCraft 3,

"Help Help, I'm being repressed!" -Peasant :)

A lot of the WarCraft characters say funny things.

-Dan

[15th Warlock]

Duke Nukem 3D:

"Your face. Your a$$. What's the difference?"
"It's time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum."
"I'm going to rip off your head and $hit down your neck"
"I ain't afraid of no quake!"

Metal Gear Solid:

"Naomi: Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me.
Solid Snake: I'll hold you to that, doctor."

"Liquid Snake: So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?
Solid Snake: Why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?
Liquid Snake: I'm YOU. I'm your shadow.
Solid Snake: What?
Liquid Snake: Ask the father that you killed. I'll send you to hell to meet him. "

"Solid Snake: I never felt truly alive until I was staring death in the face."

"Psycho Mantis: You like Castlevania, don't you?" (He is supossed to read your mind just before you fight him, and he says this if you have castlevania saved games on your memory card, scared the hell out of me the first time :twitch: )

"Solid Snake: There are no heroes in war. The only heroes I know are either dead or in prison. One or the other.
Meryl Silverburgh: But Snake, you're a hero, aren't you?
Solid Snake: I'm just a man who's good at what he does: Killing."... nuff said :respect: :pimp:

Final Fantasy VII:

Cloud: "..." :slap: :laugh:

[wazzledoozle]

WarCraft 3,

"Help Help, I'm being repressed!" -Peasant :)

A lot of the WarCraft characters say funny things.

-Dan
rofl thats from Monty Python :roll:

[djbbenn]

Is it? lol... :laugh:

-Dan

[Solaris17]

ya it is :p

[djbbenn]

Cheap ass Warcraft, couldn't even think up their own sayings lol. :slap:

-Dan

[bruins004]

Counter Strike 1.6 - "Get outta there, she is gunna blow"

Warcraft 3 - "Don't run away, we are your friends" - Goblin Demolition Crew

Sooo many games have great sounds though....Those are the only ones I could think of off of the top of my head.:banghead:

[wtf8269]

GTA: San Andreas
CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "I don't know, why do you keep asking me that man?"

[djbbenn]

Thats a good one Aaron...lol. :roll:

-Dan

[Slayerstaps]

Red alert 2

Crazy ivan: "I lost the bomb do u have it ?"
Desolator: "Here comes the sun"
Commando or something: "Some C4 Knocking on your door"

[djbbenn]

Hehe Red Alert 2...

Flak Trooper... "At least I have job!"

-Dan

[Slayerstaps]

Original unreal tournament

Saying: "You like that?" when u blew someone in to tiny pieces

[wazzledoozle]

The first UT had some great sayings, ill have to load it up sometime and frag some pixely newbs.

Red Alert 2 probably had the best unit sounds, hands down. Also best RTS of all time :rockout:

[djbbenn]

Act of War has a couple pretty funny ones too... Some are kind of hard to type out though. :laugh:

-Dan

[AMDCam]

I don't know, Red Alert 2 was a GREAT game, but Zero Hour, along with the mods, is much better to me. I mean seeing 200 of those predrawn cartoon characters in Red Alert isn't as impressive as seeing 200 3d, full animated characters all doing different things at the same time.